allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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