I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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