Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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