My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize