I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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