You're so nebulous sometimes
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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