Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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