i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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