Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just sucked dick on a ferry
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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