You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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