when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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