Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Come see our sink grown plant.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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