shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
