I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.