This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just found puke in my bra..
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
this will be a night to untag.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?