ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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