Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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