areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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