I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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