Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
even my farts smell like vagina
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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