his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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