physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
