whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
