The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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