I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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