Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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