these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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