and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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