you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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