I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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