bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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