i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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