Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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