You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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