We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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