Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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