Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
