found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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