This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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