i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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