You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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