Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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