I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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