He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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