if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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