we're blogging at a bar
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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