I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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