i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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