Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
