I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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