omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
