Life is so much better after having sex.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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