I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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