I got chris browned last night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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