What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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