I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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