I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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