kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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