My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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