Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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