I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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