thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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